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The Student Newspaper of DePaul University

The DePaulia

The Student Newspaper of DePaul University

The DePaulia

Eggs in a Hole

Eggs in a Hole

Photo by Kathryn VanderMolen

I love the term “eggs-in-a-hole.” So simple and to the point. And sort of cutesy. In fact, I think it may be grounds for a childrens’ book. Hm, my story would go a little like this:

Eggs in a hole, eggs in a hole

Your protein buries into the bread, just like a mole!

Those cute, furry creatures used to dig in my dirt

Then my Dad stabbed them twelve and a half times with a pitchfork, and the blood went spurt spurt!

Maybe I’m not ready to write kid books just yet.

Or have kids.

But I’ll always be down to eat this sandwich. I mean, what’s better than a runny egg yolk? A runny egg yolk fraternizing with bread and cheese, that’s what.

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