Wake up at the ass-crack of dawn. Take off mouth tape, step onto an acupuncture mat (bonus points if you double down with red light treatment). Shuffle to the bathroom, remove the castor oil from your...

Straight blonde hair. Blue eyes. Small nose. Light skin.  I had always wanted these features. They are a stark contrast next to my curly, dark hair, brown eyes and tan skin.  But now I know why...