Like it or not, music festivals are no longer simply about the bands or the interaction of like-minded individuals appreciating music. The overwhelming growth in attendance and popularity over the past decade is testament to the fact that for many young people, they have become a rite of passage. Likewise, festivals have become a microcosm of youth culture in which individuals feel free to push their identities to the point of being caricatures.

At every music festival, you are guaranteed to come across certain stereotypical people. Some are quirky, while others are a nuisance, but no matter the type, if we were playing a game of music festival bingo with these archetypes you could bet on getting five in a row before the first night’s headliner.

Bonnaroo Bro

Though not exclusive to Bonnaroo, this hippie-jock crossover is at home within the Nashville festival’s Woodstock atmosphere. It’s hard to tell whether he’s just fully embraced the philosophy of radiating positivity or if the peanut butter and magic mushroom sandwich is kicking in, but this guy seriously won’t stop smiling. He’s passing out high-fives and hugs like they’re going out of style, and his futile attempt to popularize the floppy hat plus knockoff Ray-Bans look is downright adorable. Thankfully he has his handy handkerchief to cover his bare chest, though it has been plastered to his forehead with sweat since Wednesday. It’s Saturday, and he hasn’t showered since arriving, but it’s okay; he’s been sure to wash off with baby wipes.

People Who Belong at Coachella

Did they take a wrong turn on the way to California, or has the wine they’ve been sipping all day gone to their heads? This couple decided against footing the bill for Coachella in favor of something a little less pricy, but is keen on being high on their own smugness anyway. To their credit, she has managed to keep her maxi skirt and heels untainted of grit and the plaid print of her fianc?