QUIZ: What DePaul major is your perfect Valentine?

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7 Total Questions

Question 1/7

What's your ideal date night?

Talking literature over a fancy cocktail you ordered to impress your date.

Mansplaining The Godfather to her.

Somewhere new and trendy. If it doesn’t work out, at least you can get a post out of it!

Dinner and drinks but you will be Venmo requesting half the bill afterwards.

Question 2/7

Which type of book would you be most likely to pick up?

Whatever is on the syllabus this week, no time for fun reading.

A friend’s script, but only the scene descriptions.

The AP style guide or Twitter.

The Total Money Makeover by Dave Ramsey or a podcast…reading’s overrated.

Question 3/7

What's your favorite way to spend your free time in the city?

Wandering around the Art Institute with an overpriced coffee (non-dairy milk, of course!)

Seeing a “film” at the Music Box, something niche and underground.

Brainstorming articles and panic editing at a local cafe.

Stimulating the economy (spending too much money in River North)

Question 4/7

Who do you most want to see perform at FEST?

Lana Del Rey (Yes, we know it won’t happen)

Djo

Megan Thee Stallion (With the drama right now? The interview would be golden)

Kanye

Question 5/7

What ‘DePaul’ bar can you be found in on a Thursday night?

You’re going clubbing in Boystown, duh.

Delilah’s or Kingston Mines.

Any dive, preferably cash only.

McGee’s (or Kelly’s, if you’re feeling classy!)

Question 6/7

What's your preferred way to express your feelings?

Melodramatic notes app poems, delivered like a dog with a dead bird.

Screenplays. An emotional monologue in Act Two, specifically.

Subtweets

Requesting to connect on Linkedin.

Question 7/7

What's your dream career?

Just a job, anywhere, please!

The next Quentin Tarantino?

Writing the NYT crosswords.

Working in an office that does Casual Fridays. (Patagonia vests optional.)

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QUIZ: What DePaul major is your perfect Valentine?

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