GTKYE Holiday Edition: Dylan

News Editor Dylan McHugh is corralling reporters for stories over the break and oversleeping in his childhood bed in San Francisco. Dylan’s taking a break from his PR/Advertising job to consume In-n-Out Burgers and California burritos at an alarming rate, and if he doesn’t stop immediately, he will soon become Santa-sized. The holidays are a relatively low-key affair at the McHugh household-Dylan and his father care more about who the San Francisco 49ers are playing than what’s on the table-but the family has tried to get in the Christmas Spirit by watching the same holiday specials they watch every year. Conservative estimates suggest that Dylan will watch A Muppet Christmas Carol, A Charlie Brown Christmas and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for the 19th, 20th and 21st times this year, respectively. To Dylan’s surprise, the family opted out of buying a Christmas tree this year, and decorated a ficus tree instead. The ornaments on the tree make the branches bend, however, and the ficus doesn’t look like it’s handling its new bling well. The ficus could not be reached for comment.